Oh man I wanna buy a suspender belt so bad. Times like this I wish I lived alone/with flatmates/with my boyfriend so nobody gave a shit about what I bought.
Not far off 400 followers. ^-^ Nyeee excited~ Thank you to all of my current followers, I love you all mm’kay? c:
barbiegrrl asked: Oh my, you're one of my favourite blogs! I absolutely love it ^-^
I LOVE MESSAGES I WANT MOARRRRR.
Anonymous asked: are you virgin sweety?
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Dear God, if you exist please don’t let anybody come into my room while I enjoy having a wank for the first time in a week+. Thanks.
If you’re wondering if I saw, I did. Took you 5 minutes to realize.
There was a huge moth in my room and my mum went to grab it but it flew onto her neck and she freaked out, I laughed so hard and now I’m alone and I don’t know where it is. I think it’s gonna crawl up my nose and eat my brain for revenge.
The UK Froot Loops cereal only has 3 colours. :c
No straight male will ever love boobs as much as I do. EVER.
When my mum opens her new place and gives me a job I’ll be earning at least £30 for every day I work, maybe even more! Awesomeeeeee.
Cries because my kitty ears aren’t real.
Everyone’s blog looks fine, including mine. :c What’s all the fuss, man.
Anonymous asked: so i hear you like milk and cum